I am a Christian, not because someone explained the nuts and bolts of Christianity, but because there were people willing to be nuts and bolts. — Rich Mullins
Humor
A church waiting for sinners
A church that is waiting for sinners to visit their building is like the police waiting for the criminals to visit their station. — Ray Comfort
Said no Christian man ever
“I wish more men had seen my wife in a bikini before we got married,” said no Christian man ever. — Ryan Visconti
Christians don’t tell lies
Christians don’t tell lies — they just go to church and sing them. – A.W. Tozer
Irony of God
The irony is that while God doesn’t need us but still wants us, we desperately need God but don’t really want Him most of the time. — Francis Chan
Making skillful sailors
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
