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Have patience

February 25, 2026

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Have patience, God isn’t finished yet. -Philippians 16

Filed Under: Grief-Loss, Humor, Instructional, Philippians, Scripture, SermonQuotes, Uplifting Tagged With: cleansing, finished, habits, patience, philippians, renewal


True terror

February 23, 2026

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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. — Kurt Vonnegut

Filed Under: Authors, Humor, SermonQuotes, Snarky Tagged With: kurt vonnegut, leadership, terror


If God had a refrigerator

February 9, 2026

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If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. — Max Lucado

Filed Under: Authors, Children, Humor, Max Lucado, Parenting, SermonQuotes Tagged With: childspicture, god, kidspic, Max Lucado, picture, Refrigerator


You Cannot Make Men Good

September 25, 2019

You Cannot Make Men Good

You cannot make men good by law.

Filed Under: Honest, Humor, Profound, SermonQuotes Tagged With: good, grace, law, letterkills, man, men, saved


The Christmas Can Can!! SO fun!

December 2, 2016

“The Christmas Can-Can (Live)” by Straight No Chaser

Watch this funny video by Straight No Chaser, acapella band. It’s beautifully performed and will give you a laugh at the chaos that the “Christmas Spirit” brings.

Filed Under: Christmas, Holiday, Humor, Video Tagged With: acapella, band, can can, chaos, christmas, funny, hanukkah, holiday, kwanzaa, laugh, perform, song, Straight No Chaser


Too many church members

November 9, 2016

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Too many church members are starched and ironed but not washed. -Vance Havner

Filed Under: Authors, God, Honest, Humor, SermonQuotes, Snarky, Think About It, Vance Havner Tagged With: christian, church, false, honest, ironed, members, pretend, pretense, quote, real, sheeps clothing, starched, true, Vance Havner, washed, wolf


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