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The Christmas Can Can!! SO fun!

December 2, 2016

“The Christmas Can-Can (Live)” by Straight No Chaser

Watch this funny video by Straight No Chaser, acapella band. It’s beautifully performed and will give you a laugh at the chaos that the “Christmas Spirit” brings.

Filed Under: Christmas, Holiday, Humor, Video Tagged With: acapella, band, can can, chaos, christmas, funny, hanukkah, holiday, kwanzaa, laugh, perform, song, Straight No Chaser

There is power in the blood!

June 9, 2016

power-in-blood

I want to be so full of the Holy Spirit that when A mosquito bites me, it flies away singing THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD!

Filed Under: Humor, SermonQuotes, Song Verse, Uplifting Tagged With: bite, flies, funny, holy spirit, mosquito, sing, There is power in the blood

Women belong in the kitchen

March 7, 2016

kitchen-has-food

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has food.

Filed Under: Honest, Humor, SermonQuotes, Uplifting Tagged With: avacado, food, funny, kitchen, men, plate, table, women

Everything’s better with God

March 7, 2016

everything-better-god

Everything is better with God & coffee.

Filed Under: Humor, SermonQuotes, Uplifting Tagged With: awesome, better, coffee, delicious, funny, god, god is awesome, god is great, good, humor, need

Most hilarious line in Bible

March 24, 2016

Most hilarious line in Bible

Most hilarious line in Bible is Pilate on Jesus’ tomb: “Make it as secure as you can.” Good luck with that. -David Platt

Filed Under: Authors, David Platt, Easter, Holiday, Honest, Humor, SermonQuotes Tagged With: alive, bible, David Platt, Easter, funny, heisnothere, hilarious, holiday, humor, pilate, risenashesaid, scripture, secure, stonerolledaway, tomb, wordofgod

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