Most hilarious line in Bible is Pilate on Jesus’ tomb: “Make it as secure as you can.” Good luck with that. -David Platt
Humor
Married to the right person?
How to know if you are married to the right person. Short answer: Look at the name on the marriage certificate. -John Piper
I want to be so full
I want to be so full of the Holy Spirit that when a mosquito bites me, it flies away singing There is Power in the Blood.
When God feels far away
When God feels far away, guess who moved.
Last Day Excuses
One of the great uses of Twitter and Facebook will be to prove at the Last Day that prayerlessness was not from lack of time. -John Piper
Be Fresh Fruit!
Be Fresh Fruit!
