Christian men: You’re supposed to be looking for your rib. Stop running after all the breasts legs & thighs. -David Alan Campbell
Humor
Is Prayer Your Steering Wheel
Is prayer your steering wheel or spare tire? -Corrie Ten Boom
Most hilarious line in Bible
Most hilarious line in Bible is Pilate on Jesus’ tomb: “Make it as secure as you can.” Good luck with that. -David Platt
Married to the right person?
How to know if you are married to the right person. Short answer: Look at the name on the marriage certificate. -John Piper
I want to be so full
I want to be so full of the Holy Spirit that when a mosquito bites me, it flies away singing There is Power in the Blood.
When God feels far away
When God feels far away, guess who moved.
