“I wish more men had seen my wife in a bikini before we got married,” said no Christian man ever. — Ryan Visconti
Humor
Christians don’t tell lies
Christians don’t tell lies — they just go to church and sing them. – A.W. Tozer
Irony of God
The irony is that while God doesn’t need us but still wants us, we desperately need God but don’t really want Him most of the time. — Francis Chan
Making skillful sailors
Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
Have patience
Have patience, God isn’t finished yet. -Philippians 16
True terror
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. — Kurt Vonnegut
