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Cream puff

February 12, 2016

cream-puff

One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake. -Billy Sunday

Filed Under: Authors, Honest, Humor, SermonQuotes, Snarky Tagged With: creampuff, dangerous, death, rattlesnake, sin, tempting

God’s Minions

November 21, 2015

not-about-me

It’s not about me. I’m just one of God’s minions.

Filed Under: Children, Humor, SermonQuotes Tagged With: church, god, minons, notaboutme, oneofmany, partofateam

Church’s Are Getting FAT

July 27, 2016

feel-good-gospel

Church’s are getting FAT with ‘FEEL GOOD GOSPEL’We need a diet of ‘JESUS FILLED REALITY’ – Pamela Wisner

Filed Under: Call to Action, Honest, Humor, SermonQuotes, Snarky Tagged With: church, diet, feelgood, gospel, jesus, reality, watereddown

Christian Men

February 25, 2016

Christian Men

Christian men: You’re supposed to be looking for your rib. Stop running after all the breasts legs & thighs. -David Alan Campbell

Filed Under: David Alan Campbell, Humor, SermonQuotes, Snarky Tagged With: @thatdarndave, bringhometomom, christianmen, dating, david alan campbell, helpmate, lovethatlasts, madeforeachother, marriage, marriagematerial, partner

Is Prayer Your Steering Wheel

July 8, 2016

prayer-steering-wheel

Is prayer your steering wheel or spare tire? -Corrie Ten Boom

Filed Under: Humor, SermonQuotes, Snarky, Uplifting Tagged With: backup, firstchoice, god, lastchoice, prayer, runtogod, sparetire, steeringwheel, takethewheel

Most hilarious line in Bible

March 24, 2016

Most hilarious line in Bible

Most hilarious line in Bible is Pilate on Jesus’ tomb: “Make it as secure as you can.” Good luck with that. -David Platt

Filed Under: Authors, David Platt, Easter, Holiday, Honest, Humor, SermonQuotes Tagged With: alive, bible, David Platt, Easter, funny, heisnothere, hilarious, holiday, humor, pilate, risenashesaid, scripture, secure, stonerolledaway, tomb, wordofgod

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