Most hilarious line in Bible is Pilate on Jesus’ tomb: “Make it as secure as you can.” Good luck with that. -David Platt
It is a poor sermon that gives no offense
It is a poor sermon that gives no offense – that neither makes the hearer displeased with himself nor with the preacher. -George Whitefield
It is not faith that saves
It is not faith that saves, but faith in Jesus Christ … -BB Warfield
Nobody expected no body
Nobody expected no body. -Andy Stanley
The gospel is not
The gospel is not “you do,” but “Jesus did.” -Ed Stetzer
Your duty is to believe
Your duty is to believe and to preach what the Bible says, not what you want it to say. -R. C. Sproul
